Russel Brand is sticking Holly Madison
The Sun has it on good authority that Russel Brand and Holly Madison are so totally doing it. The two met in Vegas courtesy of an Jay-Z afterparty for the Pacman/Hatton fight. Cites a source: “Russell...
View ArticleRihanna’s hair looks fantastic
Rihanna debuted a “daring” new hairstyle yesterday. She showed it off on the streets of Manhattan where presumably all the other weirdos oohed and ahhed. The NYDN describes the look as a feathery head...
View ArticleMarc Anthony got to second base
It was Jennifer Lopez’s birthday last week and Marc Anthony surprised her with a birthday party and she let him touch her boob. Lopez is well known for being a bitch so this must have been a huge...
View ArticleAvril Lavigne is attractive, I suppose
I have a very important question. When did Avril Lavigne get this kind of cleavage? And why wasn’t I informed? You’d think nobody read that stickie I posted that read: “Someone tell me when Avril...
View ArticleMischa Barton is officially crazy
Ever since Mischa Barton got out of the psyche ward, she’s never stopped smiling. Not even when wearing a certified crazy outfit like this at a party in NYC last night. This is what those friendly...
View ArticleSophia Bush flashed some ass cheek
What’s more pathetic? That I’m kind of excited about seeing a glimmer of Sophia Bush’s left ass cheek or that I found a week old slice of pizza under my bed and am contemplating eating it? Related...
View ArticleMickey Rourke broke his arm
I’d like to apologize to Mickey Rourke for breaking his arm in that arm wrestling match. I… I didn’t know my own strength. But I did warn him. You can’t holster these guns! Pew! Pew! Pew! Wait, those...
View ArticleSay Hi to Camila Belle
Camila Belle showed up to the premiere of The Five-Year Engagement at the Tribeca Film Festival in NY last night wearing this amazing thing. Although that still didn’t compare to what Jason Segel did...
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